Ten stupid things stupid teens do.
1.Smoke: This is stupid, just stupid. You are literally paying for cigarettes that will more than likely shorten your life. Real smart, and I’m sure everybody around you who doesn’t smoke really appreciates you polluting their air.
2.Drink: Seriously? As a teenager you are suppose to be trying to succeed and make the best of yourself, your mind is developing and when you drink you are slowly killing your own mind. I mean who doesn’t want to be an idiot?? So let’s all cheer to that.
3.Bully: Hey I have a great idea, let’s go around and put down others because we have self esteem issues. I mean what harm can it do? Maybe a suicide here or and shooting over there; it doesn’t affect anybody…
4.Dress stupid: Okay I get it you want to express yourself, but dressing like a piece of trash with a shirt cut too low and shorts up your crotch really isn’t attractive. Sure the guys whistle but do you not realize your basically telling people, “Hey man I have no respect for myself, come control me please.” Oh and sagging pants, seriously? Don’t wear a belt and have your pants around your ankles, we don’t want to see your butt hanging loose like intestines in a horror film.
5.Follow the latest fads: Like the cinnamon challenge, or how about car surfing, maybe even the chubby bunny game. I mean you are ASKING for death.
6.Celebrate things like 420: Hitler’s birthday, the Columbine shooting, those were things that happened on 420. Don’t say, “Dude I celebrate the plant because it’s natural and fun and I’m not addicted.”
It is not natural, pesticides are chemical in which marijuana plants are sprayed with, so go ahead and fill those lungs with some good poisonous chemicals. And don’t say it’s not addictive, you can become dependent on smoking and that is exactly what an addiction is, a habit forming thing you do. Anything can be addictive, like drinking water or eating cereal.
7.Wearing a hat backwards: This is so dumb, hats are meant to be worn the right way. You don’t wear your shirt inside out do you? Or how about wearing underwear on your head? No, you don’t do that, so wear your hat the right way. Please.
8.Yell dumb things: Nobody cares if you listen to 2chainz, and you don’t need to yell it in the hallway. We are all aware you listen to sucky music now, thank you.
9.Text and drive: Do I even NEED to explain this one? Let’s go die while we drive to get something from the store.
10.Mess up their hair: If you don’t know how to dye your hair yourself, go get someone to do it. Don’t try to do it; it comes out ugly and unattractive. Thank you.
*Thanks to Audrey Dame for the extra help and ideas* Photo Credit to Google
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