8 Jobs that must suck

(Photo is current St James ISS room)

by Shelly Diaz
Gynecologist I really wonder what events took place in someone’s life as a child to motivate them to be a gynecologist. Definitely not something I would ever consider, ever. Not even for money, I suppose you get a kick though letting a patient know they have an STD.




 “I would never decide to be a gynecologist, but in a wicked way it would be cool breaking down the bad news to someone” says senior Felicia Mozingo.

Serving at a not well known diner, you can’t expect to make that bread working somewhere enclosed and not well known. Granted a job is a job but don’t people want to work where there is money flowing everyday?

Trash people, can you imagine lugging around peoples trash and having to carry it around. I would imagine stalkers like to do that during their spare time because then you can go to your current or ex spouse’s house and dig around their trash. There’s a lot of information waiting in that bag full of leftover dinners.

Porter potty cleaners, can you imagine the potty getting backed up and splashing into your face while cleaning? Everyone’s stool and urine as your new mask for the hour, that’s attractive; the best part of it is not telling your significant other before planting a giant smooch on them.

Being an ISS teacher, imagine working with bad kids everyday who disrespect you. Having to yell at everyone to be quiet, I give a shout out to all those bitter and nice ISS teachers who know how to deal with those kinds of students. “It’s sometimes difficult being an ISS teacher because I get disrespectful kids from time to time” claims ISS teacher Mrs. Fetke. Photo listed above is a picture of what the St James ISS room looks like.

Now being a taxi driver must seriously suck. I know a lot of people watch movies especially horror ones that involve taxi drivers having a fatal encounter with the wrong people. Then again other movies make taxi driving so much fun, only in Fast and the Furious probably. Imagine having an awkward family coming into your taxi and then also you’ll have stingy people who won’t even tip you.

Pushing carts at a store; that speaks for itself.

Plummer, unless you’re hot and fixing my sink stay out of my house, there are other people that can do your job; if you haven’t figured out yet how a belt works.