I'm so agitated by...

by Shelly Diaz

Offensive: If my articles may offend anyone in any nature, I’m sure there are two things I could do about it for you. One, I could try to keep my opinions to myself to protect someone’s feelings or two, I could grab you a Kleenex, wipe your tear and you could get right over it. It’s not a mandatory article to lay those big beautiful eyes on.

   
Grades9-11: It’s called senior parking for a reason; everyone has their moment to grab one. Until now lay off. I’m sure half of you underclassmen could use the exercise anyways.

Judging: Who’re you to judge someone? You’re hands aren’t clean either and it makes people look like judgmental, opinionative, annoying brats.

Being: Blunt, or honest. I’m tired of hearing people say there’s a difference. Reality check: there’s not.

Facebook: Is this the new way of stalking people and messaging them non stop? Like, ew. Busted boys are not allowed to blow my facebook up. Sorry not sorry.

Farting: All girls do it, just inhale it.

Dt: It doesn’t matter what you’re “down to” do. Keep that ish to yourself.

Piercings: Parents just get mad whenever a kid adds more holes then necessary, just pierce it up. YOYO: You’re only young once.

Dogs: Why must you scratch your butt in such an offensive manor by sliding all around the carpet, now I’m judging.

Crying: I cant help but laugh when someone cries simply because I’ve yet to witness someone not looking completely busted while their crying. Try watching yourself in the mirror next time. Yes, yes I’m even including myself.

CaustinSutton: Quit talking bout your band, I don’t want to like your page on Facebook! Oh and your girlfriend is bangin’.