Chapstick: Super annoyed with how many chapsticks I’ve bought this winter and how many I never used completely before they went MIA.
Skateboarding: Not cute, if you bust your face every time you’re on the board.
Closet: Why would you want to present yourself as a frisky kind of gal, when we all know you ain’t ‘bout that life.
Unacceptable: You may not and shall not yuck anyone else’s yum’s until you’ve tried it. For Dummies: If you haven’t tried my food then don’t tell me its disgusting.
Hefty: Thank you 500 lb girls for not allowing me to wear yoga PANTS to school. I’ll return the favor someday and maybe ban bringing McDonalds… after I graduate so I can bring it for the rest of the year.
Bullies:
Girls: Why are you going to complain about… everything, sit down and shut up.
Media: Posting on Facebook and tweeting the most cliché song lyrics makes me want to crawl into a hole and die.
Tattoos: Birds on your hips, anchors and dream catchers that’s the most original tattoo I have seen in my 4 years of high school.
BrownHouse: Just do it, it’s awesome.
Twerking: Why does every female in this school think they can “twerk”? BOO YOU SUCK.
Makeup: It sucks for someone to be beautiful with their make up on and when they wake up the next morning next to someone you look like a naked mole rat.
PDA: If someone and their significant other aren’t allowed to share a peck before classes, why do they allow pregnant teachers to roam the school?
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