I'm so agitated by...

by Shelly Diaz

Spice: Why is the new trend abusing the legal form of marijuana? If you haven’t seen the reports yet about people going into comas, becoming blind, and having seizures then I feel bad for you son; ‘cause I got ninety nine problems but spice ain’t one.

Business: For one, MIND YOUR OWN, two, I’m sure the world’s population has noticed by now, no secret is kept a secret. Yeah I trust you, but the one you trust also trusts her friend and the chain moves on. When will it end? Good question, it might end when individuals realize if something is meant to stay on the “DL”, they won’t tell a soul.

Fakes: I cannot stress enough how fake it is for someone to lie, or exaggerate their sexuality. If one day you’re walking down the hall holding a boys hand, the next you can’t say “I’m a lesbian”. That’s the kind of people I have, and show no respect for. Lesbians/Gays are always getting bashed on because of sexually confused people, just cut it out. There are other ways of getting attention. 

Myrtle Manor: If you don’t like it, don’t watch it. I don’t see anyone else going out of their way making a show about Myrtle Beach. So until then I am a supporter of Myrtle Manor, and if you’re not then just sit down and make your own show.

Prom: I get it, it’s around the corner. Please take a minute to sit down and take a chill pill.

Dating: I’m sure you and your boyfriend of an hour will live happily ever after in your dream castle he will buy you because you’re so madly in love with each other already. Hold on; let me catch a minute to wipe my tear.

Sarcasm: Be good or don’t try.

You: Has anyone ever tried talking to someone who constantly changes the subject back to them? That feeling you’ve never felt where the only thing you’re missing is just a teeny tiny strip of duct tape.

ViaDrama: Every time I seem to log onto any type of social media, I see paragraphs and paragraphs of little girls thinking calling someone else busted is cute. But then you’re best friends in a couple hours? Oh.

BestFriends: The true definition of this is when you’re willing to bend your back backwards for someone and knowing the same gesture is returned. Not hanging out for a day and claiming to find your other half.